Wednesday 27 March 2024

More Canadian Embarrassment....

 


...or at least for Toronto.

Now this headline is a little misleading.

What the police actually recommended was leaving your car keys by the door, not outside.  So when thieves break in they don't ransack the whole house - or your family - looking for the car keys.

I would also suggest putting your cash and jewelry there as well.  Why take a chance. 

But that is a pretty pathetic solution to an epidemic of armed home invasions.  Because these 15 & 16 year old kids are all carrying guns (how can that be?  Toronto is a gun free zone. Don't those boys know that?)

Maybe not.  But this is what they do know;

1) Toronto police are not doing much to catch them,

2) if they do get caught, our justice system - because they are juveniles (and gang leaders know this too) - they will get a slap on the wrist.

3) they will make a lot of money.

Maybe people should recommend that the police do their job and catch these guys and lock up!

In fairness, they don't get much support from the Toronto's progressive city council. Where a lot of the councilors still want to defund the police budget even more.

We need to get back to the tough love justice system!



P.S. Okay....they corrected their mistake.


But this sounds even worse.   Pretty pathetic......

Funny St. Paddy Day's T-shirt

 


But not sure if I like the front or the back better.......

Monday 25 March 2024

"You're All Winners!!"

 


Oh my Sweet Mother Mary!

Can we get any more embarrassing?

If it isn't enough to lower entrance standards to get into, say, medical school (what do you call the guy that finishes last in his medical school graduation class? "Doctor") now the sweet darlings are coddled even more in high school - if that's even possible.


I guess this guy's invited to the grad ceremony as well.....




Tuesday 19 March 2024

Sunday 17 March 2024

Friday 15 March 2024

Those Were The Days, My Friends

 


This is a picture from 40 years ago of all the young dudes auditioning for roles in Francis Ford Coppola's film The Outsiders.

Can you guess who they are?





So here is a publicity snap for the movie a couple of years later.

Does this help?

.......do do....do do...do do...do do (Final Jeopardy theme music)



Okay, here you go......



Monday 11 March 2024

Saturday 9 March 2024

Career? He's 15

 


When I was 15 I was trying to make a bong out of a corn cob pipe.

He's trying to get his PGA Tour card. 

Tuesday 5 March 2024

Wednesday 28 February 2024

Wait, What?

 



In a similar vein......

A husband notices his wife hasn’t been answering him when he talks, so decides to talk to the family doctor to see what’s wrong.

“Doc, I think my wife is going deaf,” he explains when they arrive.

It’s something the doctor has seen many times before and he comes up with a simple routine to test the wife’s hearing.

“Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question,” he tells the man. “If she doesn’t answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep doing this until she answers. Only then will we be able to tell how hard of hearing she really is.”

The man stands about 20 feet away and asks her; “Sweetie, what’s for dinner?”

No answer.

He walks closer and asks again; “Honey, what’s for dinner?”

Still nothing. Now he's concerned.

He moves to just three feet away and asks her again. "What's for dinner?"

She turns to him and says, "Oh my goodness, pork chops.  That's the third time I've had to tell you."


In another similar vein......





Thursday 22 February 2024

Not Good News.....

 


....for us guys anyway.

The article is about all the Baby Boomer men who are going to die in the next decade.

Ouff.....


Tuesday 20 February 2024

There's Always One Guy.....

 


...who has to ham up every photo.

Not the good boy in front. But his buddy in back.